About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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