i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
do nipples grow back?
Pooping to opera.
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