ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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