Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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