I just saw a hot homeless man
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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