what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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