In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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