are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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