just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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