We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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