Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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