Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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