Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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