Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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