This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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