Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sext me about skeletons
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
