Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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