Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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