ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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