i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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