He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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