She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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