omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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