so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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