They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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