Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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