I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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