Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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