I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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