I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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