What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Who died my cat blue again?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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