everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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