Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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