so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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