Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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