Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just forgot I was standing up.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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