I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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