Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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