Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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