so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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