She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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