I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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