Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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