I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
