Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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