Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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