he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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