garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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