So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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