I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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