he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
