I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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