She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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